Friday, February 15, 2008

The reason for crawling on the floor for 20 minutes at 38 weeks pregnant

What is, chasing the mouse your CAT is playing with instead of doing his cat thing?

Ugh, if there is a point to those stuck up, obnoxious creatures, it ought to be that I DO NOT have to crawl around on my hands and knees, very pregnant, chasing a mouse. Chasing the mouse is his job. Disposing of the mouse.... also his job. Did he do it? Nope. Nothing seems so cruel as tossing a tiny mouse outside in the negative windchill to watch him traipse across the snow in the direction of the road.

Wait, scratch that.... me crawling on the floor when I should be eating Ding Dongs and watching TV, now THAT'S cruel.

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